teenscoolest:

we live in the era of smart phones and stupid people

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adrians:

a group of 8 kids just left mcdonalds and one left their super mario happy meal toy so I went over and took it and 20 seconds later they all come back in with their mum looking for the toy. And I’m sat here with it hid under my shirt and everyone around me knows I’ve got it but it’s too late to go back now I waited too long to say I had it oh god kill me I’m sweating this is so tense

(via hell0kea)